Sake Perfection (April Fools)
Introducing the world's first sake with an incredible 0.00% rice polishing. Yes, you read that correctly! In what is a world first, the clever boffins at Mottainai Shuzo (Château de Kura Japonais) have finally solved the perennial issue blighting the sake industry for decades and holding it back from certain world domination: Just how do you get rid of those pesky last few decimal points? Well fear not, as you can now enjoy this remarkable sake safe in the knowledge that abso